THE "HE WHO SMELT IT" PAGE


Remember back in third grade (or college for some of us), when you first experienced the thrill of a potent rebuttal? We are proud to bring you the "He Who Smelt It" page!

HE WHO SMELT IT, DEALT IT.

He who denied it, supplied it.

He who deduced it, produced it.

He who attributed it, distributed it.

He who detected it, projected it.

He who perceived it, conceived it.

He who expressed it, compressed it.

He who related it, deflated it.

He who protested it, foam-crested it.

He who derided it, provided it.

He who maligned it, designed it.

He who smelled it, expelled it.

He who opined it, refined it.

He who rued it, brewed it.

He who revealed it, peeled it.

He who quipped it, ripped it.

He who knew it, blew it.

He who reported it, exported it.

He who decoyed it, deployed it.

He who averred it, disinterred it.

He who eschewed it, spewed it.
(Submitted by Stephen High)

He who mocked it, knocked it.
(Submitted by Robert Spoelker)

He who tells of it, smells of it it.
(Submitted by Robert Spoelker)

He who spoke it, broke it.
(Submitted by Jessica Zirkel)

He who disclaimed it, enflamed it.
(Submitted by Geoff Knaak)

He who exposed it, composed it.
(Submitted by Tracy Wright)

He who noted it, floated it.
(Submitted by Mr. Jimmy)

He who relayed it, sprayed it.
(Submitted by W.J. Tifft)

He who damned it, grand-slammed it.
(Submitted by Chuck Jones)

He who said it, shed it.
(Submitted by W.J. Tifft)

He who relayed it, made it.
(Submitted by W.J. Tifft)

He who thought it, wrought it.
(Submitted by Keith Davis)

He who unearthed it, birthed it.
(Submitted by Barry T. Smith)

He who sensed it, dispensed it.
(Submitted by Arthur Jackson)

He who sensed it, commenced it.
(Submitted by Jordan Peterson)

He who spoke it, broke it.
(Submitted by Jim Daley)

He who disputed it, tooted it.
(Submitted by Rick Robinson)

He who squeaked it, cheeked it.
(Submitted by Tim Culpepper)

He who berated it, created it.
(Submitted by anonymous)

He who sensed it, dispensed it.
(Submitted by Jim McDonnel)

He who spurned it, burned it.
(Submitted by Brucie)

He who noted it, floated it.
(Submitted by Ken Olstad)

He who declared it, aired it.
(Submitted by Brian Mitchell)

He who blurted it, squirted it.
(Submitted by Bret Madden)

He who speaks it, reeks it.
(Submitted by W.J. Tifft)

He who spurned it, burned it.
(Submitted by W.J. Tifft)

He who committed it, emitted it.
(Submitted by Sir k0sm0)

He who shunned it, tail-gunned it.
(Submitted by Check Jones)

He who rebuked it, nuked it.
(Submitted by Chuck Jones)

He who hyped it, piped it.
(Submitted by Chuck Jones)

He who blamed it, flamed it.
(Submitted by Matt)




 

Last updated April 18, 2004. Copyright © 1995-2004 Kevin & Johanna Werbach.